Cat Dreams

I love cats!!! Because of that, I love to look at cat pictures online.  Duh!!!

I came across this picture on KittenFaDoodle.com . LMAO!!!!

Click on it to see the full image. Come on do it. It's really good.

It made me wounder what the movie Inception was about.  I hoping it was about cats dreaming, but it was just about people and buildings and guns  :(

Then I began to think, as I often do when I drink malt liquor and pet cats.

People dream about stuff like not being able to find their choir class in junior high and teeth falling out.

What do cats dream about?

Fighting evil eyeballs?

I checked Wikipedia and found nothing.  :(

So I had to turn to my favorite cat enthusiast for some much needed information, Tobias!!! Yay!!!

He still loves cats!!! LOL!!!

I asked him for access to his wealth of cat wisdom.

He said, “Yes I will help you.  Come over in 20 minutes and no cops.”  Then he hung up.

When I arrived at his house we sat at his breakfast bar while he sipped on his 19th cup of a drink he made in his basement simply refered to as “The Grog”

Kinda tasted like bacon, toothpaste, and rubbing alcohol.

Me: I just saw Inception and it made me wonder.  What do cats dream about?

Tobais:  Inception..whoa…isn’t that movie crazy?  The part where the girl from Juno makes the world bend of itself?  I was totally like, NO! All the people are going to fall from the upside down ground to the right side up ground.

Me: Yeah that was crazy!!! OMG!!! I wonder if that happens in cat dreams?

Tobais(leaned in real close and whispered):  So you wanna know about cat dreams?

Me: Uh..like totally. I love Cats!!! LOL!!!

Tobias: Here’s the deal.  I’ve been doing some dream testing on cats myself.

Me:  Dream testing.  OMFG!!! Tell me more!!!

Tobias:  Yes I have!!! I tried to set up a bunch of cat beds in my shed.  I was going to have like 20 cats sleep at once and try to incept myself into their MEGA DREAM!!!

Me: Holy Crap!!! Did it work!!!! What was the cat MEGA DREAM like?

Tobias: Well…it didn’t quite work out.  I put like 3 cats in the shed and they just starting fighting.  I got bit on the face.  It hurt.  So I had to take my cat dream research to the next level!!

Me: The next level…go on!!!

Tobias: Yes!!  I decided that to learn about cats dreaming I need to dream myself.  I know this guy from behind the Korean market who sold me some stuff to help me sleep.  He calls it, “Downtown Julie Brown.”

Not this Downtown Julie Brown more like a mix of pills.

Me: What happened next?

Tobias: I took my Downtown Julie Brown, tied a shoe string around my wrist and attached the other end to one of my cats.

Me: Why did you use a shoe string?

Tobias: Because they transmit dream waves the best!! Duh!!!

Hemp can be used to transmit dreams waves…who knew?

Me: Oh yeah…I totally forgot about that.

Tobias: Anyway…I don’t know if it what it was, but I had the most vivid dreams ever. There were dolphins, rainbows, and unicorns. There were roaches crawling all over my skin, oh and the scent of cat urine was strong.

Those two look friendly.

Me: That is unbelievable. Were their any cat dreams within a cat dream like in the movie?

Tobias: Totally…I went to like the 5th level of cat dreams. I could have incepted like a million ideas and my cat Tinkerbell would have totally believed it for the rest of his life. But I didn’t since I didn’t want to play God.

Me: What happened next?

Tobias: Next thing I knew I awoke nearly 27 hours later dripping wet. I was so busy going into dreams that I missed 2 shifts at Dairy Queen. My boss was super pissed and didn’t believe that I was dream jumping.

Apparently Roberto doesn't take crap from his DQ employees.

Me: That’s amazing. What were your scientific finding?

Tobias: It’s that cats dream super weird stuff that feels like a cat is peeing on you.

Me: OMG!!!! I never would have thought of that!!! Thanks Tobias!! My Readers will love this!!!

Tobias: Glad I could help. Hey man, do you have like $15 I can have?

There you have it readers. Now you know what cats dreams about.

Love

Chris

Tobias is still working on his straight to interent eBook, ” Wow, This Cat Is Really Fluffy and Soft.” However, he is taking a little “break” since he is really into Geoduck farming right now(see video below).

Don’t worry though, when his book is ready Manymeows.com with have exclusive distribution.  YAY!!!!

To read Tobias’s interview on why cats have laser eyes then click HERE.

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