F’d of the Day: We’re back!

Heyoooo! We’re back. Did you notice we were gone? Is anyone even reading these anymore? I know that no one has purchased a wall-clock yet. Well, we’ve hit a rough patch, not getting as many replies from people as we would like, but we want you to know we are making every effort to F with People. Thank you for your continued support, we will do our best to post daily F’s, but it will never end. Come back in 2042? There will be a shitload of F’s for you to catch up with. I mean, don’t wait that long, but if you go into a coma or something, there will be something to look forward to. Anyway, their job ad is in black, and Doug’s emails are in blue. May the F be with you (tm.)

Office Supppot Person (******, MA)

Property managmeny company on North Shore seeks individual who posses excellent computer skills,including Microsoft Office, Excel and Microsoft word. Knowledge of general office procedures,great interpersonal skills and ability to work in fast pace leasing office. Position os 24-30 hours a week with madatory Saturday schedule. Quilified applicants apply of fax resume to 978-***-****

From Doug:

Who would apply for a job where someone spelled “Support” like this: Supppot

I mean, that’s not even close. I would accept these:

Suport
Supporte
Suportt

How do you leave out the r? Just awful. Also “Quilified” and “working Saturdays.” Neither one of those make sense.

No thanks.
Doug

From Kevin:

Guess your perfect. Surprised your looking for a job.

From Doug:

I’m just surprised that there was no review, edit, or proofreading. What’s going on, people are just typing ads for jobs and then hitting “submit?”
Anyway, it looks like we found the culprit, it’s the same guy that used “your” instead of “you’re” twice in his last email.
Post like a monkey, hire a monkey.
Doug
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