Shit I Would Buy If I Wasn’t Broke: Beer Drinking Deer

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You have a Golden Retriever that catches frisbees? Well I have a deer that chugs beers. Lots of beers.

He’ll drink your ass under the table.

This is perhaps the coolest animal I’ve ever seen. And he isn’t just drinking Natty or Keystone. This buck is sipping on Heiniken, if my eyes serve me correctly. Now that’s one classy, alcoholic animal.

If PETA has a fit about this, they can just suck it. The deer likes 40 ouncers. Get over it. It’s stressful being a deer.

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